5 Reasons why I HATE Disney

Ever wonder why people visit Disney on Vacation? Why they save and save for just this one experience? 5 Reasons to hate Disney…

Hey Fans, I am always getting questions like, why Disney, why not other Theme Parks? What makes Disney so great? Is it worth the cost? So it got me thinking, why? What is the difference? Then I started to think like others, like not the Disney obsessed person that I am…so here are 5 reasons why I hate Disney (or hate to LOVE) and there are way more than 5.

Clean:

Sadly Disney Parks are just too clean. I just don’t understand it. When I go to a theme park, I like stepping in gum. I like having my shoes stick every time I walk and I love having sticky fingers after riding an attraction. What I love the most is sitting at a restaurant to eat and grabbing the table and feeling row after row of old gum stuck to the bottom of the table, my seat and sometimes…even a ride. I also enjoy sitting in someones spilled soda or getting ketchup stains on my pants from a previous guest. I am just not sure why Disney has to be so clean. Its almost like the park sparkles, its obnoxious.

Cast Members:

Cast Members are the worst, they are TOO darn helpful and friendly. I miss asking for help and having employees tell me to look at a map or point with ONE finger towards a vague direction. Or like other theme parks, act like I am interrupting their day, ruining a conversation with another employee. But the worst thing that Cast Members do is look happy and smile. Why oh why do they do that. When I arrive to the park, first thing in the morning, why are they wishing me hello or welcome. Why are they waving at me with giant mouse glove hands, don’t they know how ridiculous that is. Why aren’t they working, why are they taking time to wish me “Good Morning”? Never ask a Cast Member for help, for you might actually get the answer you were looking for. I much prefer getting a blank stare.

Garbage Cans:

Disney has WAY too many garbage cans. I feel like I am always bumping into them, always when I have food to throw out. Its like they want me to trash my trash. I miss the days when I can use my pockets as trash and find out later that the granola bar wrapper left a chocolate sticky mess inside my pant pocket. I enjoy tripping on other people’s garbage when walking around. Carrying around my kids half eaten dole whip while its dripping into my hands, down my arms is my favorite. Its just crazy to have so many garage cans AND they are themed to the land, so they aren’t ugly and ruining my pictures like I prefer. I enjoy a good selfie with trash in my shot.

Creative Displays Like NO-Other.
Atmosphere:

Disney has the worst ambiance ever. Its so cheerful. Did you know that each land has music that softly plays and it changes per the area that you are in? It’s SO annoying. I much prefer silence or the loud chatter of fellow park goers. I also don’t understand all the decorations. Every area is fitting to its theme and makes you feel like you are somewhere else. I prefer to be someplace with generic trees and buildings. And why is everything so colorful or animated? Why are the parks so festive during the Holidays? When I visit a theme park, all I care about are the rides, so they need not to be spending funds on areas that don’t matter. Did you know that certain areas even have a smell or a scent. Don’t get me started on the resorts and how they invoke a happy feeling by pumping a refreshing scent into the air.

Its Addicting:

Disney is worst for being addicting. I almost feel like people need a 12 step program after they visit. People always joke about drinking the “Disney Kool-aid” and now they are hooked. So people save and save for a Disney Vacation, then they go back home and do it ALL over again. For some reason they miss the happy, cheerful, magical nature that is Disney. Its like they enjoy themselves on a Disney Vacation? Perhaps some people like helpful Cast Members and a clean park? Not sure why, I much prefer getting ignored, tripping on empty food cartons and stepping in gum. And don’t get me started on Disney Entertainment, eek.

As you can tell I am SO not a Disney fan or am I? People usually don’t understand the draw and excitement of a Disney Vacation until they are on one. Its like no other vacation or theme park. Disney may be crowded, sometimes hot and often $$, but its always worth it. No one does Service like Disney. Down to the cleanliness of the parks, the thoughtful Cast Members and secretly additive juice they pump in the air – Disney is hands-down AMAZING.

Mahalo for READING and FOLLOWING along – Nina

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